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Posted on July 23rd, 2028 @ 12:53pm
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Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm ( marvelous )
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Posted on January 31st, 2010 @ 7:34pm
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Oh, fuck me running. Stupid food poisoning. Someone should tell the king not to send out expired meat. Dickwad.
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Posted on January 24th, 2010 @ 12:17am
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You know what? Fuck you all and this popsicle stand.
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Posted on December 28th, 2009 @ 11:53pm
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A mandatory masquerade? Really? And we have to wear dresses? I fucking hate ball gowns.
I hate this place more and more every day.
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Posted on December 10th, 2009 @ 12:41am
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There was an old farmer who sat on a rock,
stroking his whiskers and shaking his
fist at the neighbors who sat on their ricks,
teaching their children to play with their
kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore,
up walked a lady who looked like a
lovely young lady who walked like a duck,
told me she learned of a new way to
bring up the children to sew and to knit,
the boys in the stables were shoveling up
contents of stables left after the hunt
the farmer was feeling a nice piece of
straw from the stables and cleaning the walls,
in walked the dear maid to play with his
dog in the barnyard where she didn't belong,
if you think this is dirty, well you're fucking well wrong.
Thank you! I'll be here for fucking ever!
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Posted on October 11th, 2009 @ 1:35am
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I can't be the only one thinking this:
What the flying fuck is this shit?
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